Author Archives: Eric

Tax Reform

At an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they thought was the most fair and equitable. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. … Continue reading

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Passport Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. “I like the original better,” I told her. “Trust me,” she said. “Ten years from now, … Continue reading

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Cursing and Playing with Sticks

“Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft – today, it’s called golf.” Looking for a golf themed promotional product? Check out a golf page here.

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Joke Book Joke

It was Mickey’s first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his meager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of … Continue reading

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On Sale – Cheap Beach Towels

Our budget level terry velour beach towel is now on sale through the end of the year or well supplies last. This towel has a towel smooth velour print surface and is perfect for promotions with a tight budget. 4 … Continue reading

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Floating Keychain Shapes

We have add about a dozen new stock shapes for our vinyl coated foam floating keychains. Don’t forget about a our classic oval shaped vinyl coated foam keychain. A few highlights of our new shapes are shown below.  We are … Continue reading

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Pharmacy Bags – Prescription Drug Abuse Prevention

Prescription drug abuse is a major problem. The Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) has come out with new guidelines for the proper disposing of prescription drugs to help prevent this. A great way for local drug awareness councils, … Continue reading

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Microwave Popcorn Imprinted with your Logo

We sell microwave popcorn with custom printed bags. It is good popcorn. REALLY good microwave popcorn. Don’t take just our word for it: “I wanted to let you know our popcorn bags arrived and we love them. We also sampled … Continue reading

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Qualified Mechanic

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get. The boss says, “Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?” The mechanic nods, confused. “Can you … Continue reading

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College Safety

A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the … Continue reading

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