Category Archives: Laugh At It – Jokes and Funny Stuff

Talking Cow Joke…

A pilot has engine trouble and makes an emergency landing in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the situation, he hears a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.” Looking around, he … Continue reading

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Imprinted Sweatshirt Joke

At home on a Saturday day afternoon, a woman hears her husband yelling up from the laundry room. She found it odd that he was in the laundry room to begin with, so she yelled back, “What are you doing … Continue reading

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Recycled Post It Notes: Great for Earth Day – Great for Every Day!

Late breaking news! 3M, the manufacturer of 3M post it notes, is now offering some sizes and colors of post it note brand sticky-back notes made from recycled paper! More to follow Email sales@imprintitems.com for details. http://www.imprintitems.com/postitnotes       … Continue reading

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Hockey Joke

A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh” … Continue reading

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Good Piggy!

ImprintItems.com offers many many piggys. Some, like the ballerina pig in the video, also sit! Some come with friends. All hold your coins. Great giveaways for banks, financial companies, and collect-you-spare-change-and-donate-to-a-good-cause programs. Check out more piggys! www.imprintitems.com/banks3.htm

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kitty diet

Maybe it was the post-Thanksgiving diet, but Snuggles was having a really hard time not thinking about food all the time… Imprintitems.com offers a great place to put a hungry cat or dog’s food. In a pet food dish made … Continue reading

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Clean University / College Joke

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you … Continue reading

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Light Bulbs

Ah, the classic light bulb joke! It has so many variations it is certain to be offensive to doctors, attorneys, blondes, engineers, New Yorkers, and artists. Countless other groups of people have certainly been said to have taken two, three … Continue reading

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Tony and Dan Go Deer Hunting

Tony and Dan went deer hunting, and Dan shot a deer. They started to take it back to their truck. They were pulling it by the hind feet, but that made the fur snag on the ground, making it hard … Continue reading

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Measuring Tape

A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician … Continue reading

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