A pilot has engine trouble and makes an emergency landing in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the situation, he hears a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.”
Looking around, he sees only a cow. Panicked, he runs across the field to the farmer’s house and pounds on the door. When the farmer appears at the door, the out-of-breath pilot stammers that a cow has just spoken–and even tried to explain what was wrong with the airplane.
The farmer drawled, “Was it a brown cow?”
“Yes.”
“Did it have a white patch on its forehead?”
“Yes, yes, that’s the one!”
“OK, well that’s Bessie. Don’t pay no attention to her. She doesn’t know nothin’ about aeroplanes.”
*At ImprintItems, we DO know a thing or two about airplanes–Balsa Airplanes, that is!
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These gliders are made of light balsawood, assembly is fun, and they fly great! A hit with kids and those who are kids at heart.
We offer several styles from the classic to a balsa with a propeller! Printed with your logo, they made a great promotional giveaway!
