Category Archives: Laugh At It – Jokes and Funny Stuff

Church Battle

A battle arose between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Lutheran Church of Grace. The first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached on “dedicating yourselves to service” and the Choir Director chose to sing: “I Shall … Continue reading

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Prostate Joke

The following are actual comments made to a physician by his male patients while performing biopsies: Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! Find Amelia Earhart yet? Are we there yet? Are we there … Continue reading

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Cooking with Jr.

Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr., “No, no.” Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean … Continue reading

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The Ways to Grade the Final Exams

Here are different ways departments grade their finals. Dept of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The … Continue reading

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Singles Ad

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. … Continue reading

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Kids Take Things Too Literally

A child was newly diagnosed with having diabetes, and when he was released into this not-so-understanding world from the hospital, his parents noticed that whenever he took his injection he proceeded to wave his arm around wildly, windmill-style. Thinking that … Continue reading

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I Want to Buy a Golf Ball

A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blond golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through … Continue reading

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The Differences Between a Good Recycler and a Not-So-Good Recycler

GOOD RECYCLER: You fill up the recycle bin every week with cans, bottles, and jars. NOT SO GOOD: You give the recycle bin to the kids to use as a toboggan. GOOD RECYCLER: You take your used motor oil to … Continue reading

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Elderly Bathtub Joke

Three sisters, ages 92,94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells. The 94 -year-old is sitting at the kitchen … Continue reading

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The Floating Cap

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting flood waters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for … Continue reading

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