Category Archives: Laugh At It – Jokes and Funny Stuff
Horse Joke
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.” “He doesn’t look … Continue reading
Texas Steakhouse
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare.” The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. … Continue reading
Casino Pun
The Casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed, so I went and found my stockings…and then came back and lost my shirt. Looking to do your own “Casino Night” fund raiser? These Casino themed poker size playing … Continue reading
Native America Proverb
An old Native American proverb teaches us: “We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.” So it only makes sense that we make our children do all of the work to save the … Continue reading
Pinned Green – Green Ribbon Lapel Pin
Trying to go green? Well here are some things to think about: Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers? Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. Some national parks have long waiting lists … Continue reading
Planting Time
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, … Continue reading
Preparing for the Yearly Mammogram Joke
Many women fear their first mammogram, and even if they you had them before, there is the fear. But, there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing … Continue reading
A Must-Have Office Accessory!
This hilarious multi-function tape dispenser is a must-have for every office desk! A great conversation starter, it’s perfect for anyone who meets clients in their office. Imprint with your company logo and it makes a great employee recognition gift or … Continue reading
Entertaining Engineering Conversions
– Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi – 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton – 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope – Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond … Continue reading
Laundry Comments
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash … Continue reading
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