One of my best friends loves to relax by both giving and receiving back rubs. In order to give my hands a rest though, it is helpful to have a Back Massager nearby!
Order our Star Shaped Back Massagers for your next promotional event, just in time for July 4th! They are available in patriotic Red, White, and Blue and can be custom imprinted with your company’s name and logo. The star-shaped design provides deep muscle massage and is sure to please friends and family!
Star Back Massager
In order to make a little extra cash, I offered to help out with a friend’s garage sale recently. While digging through piles of forgotten clothing and toys, I unearthed a box of familiar accessories: buttons!
Our Coated Metal Litho Buttons are a perfect place to advertise your company’s name or logo, and can be custom imprinted in a variety of colors. Pin them on backpacks, purses or T-shirts, or hand them out at your next event (or Garage Sale!)
Round Metal Button
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.
An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, “I gave you $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?”
“Calm down,” the bus driver says, “I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the movies.”
Check out our penguin marketing incentive items:
Sturdy magnetic vinyl bookmark with penguin design
Custom give away 1 working day – Sturdy vinyl bookmark with magnetic action that keeps pages marked and a penguin design on top. Penguin has black head and arms, yellow beak and feet, orange and black hat, pink vest and green scarf.
Customized 3 working days – Penguin squeezable stress reliever
We have many squeezable polyurethane stress penguins. Standing, sitting, puffins, wearing tuxedos, etc.
Corporate logo imprinted Weepuls (TM) – Penguin
Penguin Weepuls fuzzy pom pom birds with your imprint on the white ribbon
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Looking for a fun Halloween promotional hand out? Why not give your trick-or-treaters our Custom Logo Halloween Kick Balls!
They are two inches in diameter and come in a variety of Halloween-themed colors and designs. These hacky sacks can be custom imprinted with your company’s name and logo.
Our custom imprintable footbags are great promotional items for malls and businesses, and are also a great alternative treat to candy–perfect for doctors and dentists!
Halloween-Themed Hacky Sack
I was working on a blog post the other day, when I heard the familiar and annoying buzz of a fly. I looked around for some sort of object to rid the pest from my presence, but all I could find was a nearby, discarded newspaper. It did the trick, but what I really would have liked to have was a Fly Swatter!
Why not get creative with your next promotion and order our Recycled Shapes Fly Swatter, custom imprinted with your company name or logo!
Choose from a variety of shapes and imprint a personal message on the handle. Our Recycled Shapes Fly Swatter is made from recycled materials and is available in several colors.
Recycled Shapes Fly Swatter
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, “What is the mirror for?”
“That’s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other man. “Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”
“Wow! Does that really work?”
“You bet it does.”
“Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you $30 for it.”
“Well, okay.”
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, “By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?”
“You’re the sixth,” he said.
Selling fishing lures or boats? Renting them out, or do you own a resort on the lake? These custom imprinted Fish Shaped Post It notes are a perfect way to get your name out there. These Post It notes are also a great promotion for marinas, aquaculture programs, invasive species programs, and seafood restaurants.
Custom give away Fish Post-it - Die cut note
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A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had also stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his best friend’s wife, and taken illicit drugs. I was appalled.
“But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies for being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and said: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived. In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”
Moral: Never, never, NEVER-EVER be late.
Looking to help your clients never be late? Try one of our customized promotional watches. They can be personalized with your company name or brand on the face of the watch.
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
“Well,” said the would-be-cattleman. “I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we’re calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_Y.”
“But, where are all your cattle?”
“None have survived the branding.
Looking to show your brand on a cow with out killing them? Try our custom printed cow shaped stress releiver.
Custom branded Cow shape stress reliever
We now offer this globe shaped stress reliever which doubles as a yo-yo! This item can be imprinted with your company logo or a personalized message. Great for Earth Day promotions and and a unique twist on a traditional stress reliever! We also offer many other stress relievers and Earth/Green Friendly products.
World Shaped Stress Ball Yo-Yo
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