Wilson Tennis Balls Factory Direct

For very large orders (at least 250 CASES) we can order Wilson tennis balls direct from the factory. Your personalized logo or text is printed directly on the ball in addition to the Wilson logo on the ball. Cans are pressurized to ensure quality play.  Contact us for more information. Free Set Up Charges and affordable 2nd location printing available.

Wilson Tennis Balls - Championship Extra Duty & US Open - Factory Direct

Wilson Tennis Balls – Championship Extra Duty & US Open – Factory Direct

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I Want to Buy a Golf Ball

A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.

Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blond golfer complains.

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.

As the blond golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”

“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”

‘Tis the season to hit the links! We too do not have green golf balls, but we do have customize imprinted golf balls. Imprinted golf balls are a great way to thank clients, reward volunteers, or draw a crowd to your trade show exhibit.

Now available is a ball featuring a new soft core technology with a high lift.

Imprinted, the new Titleist DT Carry golf ball combines a new, large and soft core technology with a high lift, 252 dimple design delivering greater carry via higher ball flight for longer distance. All with the quality and consistency that you have come to expect from Titleist.

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Titleist DT Carry Golf Ball

Titleist DT Carry Golf Ball

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Darn Bugs – SAVE YOUR WINDOWS!

Have you heard about the Conficker worm lately and wondering how to check if you have it? Microsoft offers a free scan tool for Windows systems. You can find the free scan here.

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The Differences Between a Good Recycler and a Not-So-Good Recycler

GOOD RECYCLER: You fill up the recycle bin every week with cans, bottles, and jars.
NOT SO GOOD: You give the recycle bin to the kids to use as a toboggan.

GOOD RECYCLER: You take your used motor oil to the nearest recycling station or collection facility.
NOT SO GOOD: You avoid the used-oil problem by never changing your oil. You recycle engines instead.

GOOD RECYCLER: You recycle not only your newspapers but also your phone books, magazines, and cardboard boxes.
NOT SO GOOD: You leave your newspapers in the bathroom stall at work after you’re done reading them. Doesn’t that count?

GOOD RECYCLER: You use the Madeira – click action ballpoint pen made of recycled paper that is biodegradable.
NOT SO GOOD: You use a regular ballpoint pen

Ok, so the last one isn’t part of the joke and it was a little bit corny, but it is a good idea! These pens make an excellent environmentally conscience statement about the company or organization whose logo is imprinted on the barrel of the pen. Make a statement to your clients or prospects with these amazing pens. The barrel is made of environmentally friendly biodegradable paper.

Re-use, Reduce, Recycle!

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Customized The Madeira - Click action ballpoint pen made of recycled paper, features a wood clip

Click action ballpoint pen made of recycled paper

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Elderly Bathtub Joke

Three sisters, ages 92,94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.

The 94 -year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”, and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

We realize dementia is no laughing matter, and share this cute joke simply to share a smile with our clients.

We offer a cute custom imprinted ceramic bath tub. Great promotional product for plumbers, architectural antique shops, and architectural salvage companies. It can serve as a holder for business cards, paper clips, or candies/mints.

Customized Ceramic Bath Tub

Customized Ceramic Bath Tub

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Imprinted Stock Market Ticker Shaped Bookends with Plates

Well this may go down as the year to remember or forget in stock market history.

Many say now is the time to buy. If you are an investment bank or money market manager, this would be a great time to capitalize by getting your name in front of the top 10% or more of your clients.

A custom plate is available on these custom printed stock market ticker shaped bookends with plates. Each bookend measures 5 3/4″ x 5″ x 6″. Made of pewter zinc alloy/acrylic/black matte hardwood. Plate 2″ x 1 1/4″.

Perfectly suited for the financial markets, to commemorate an IPO, or whenever a ticker tape parade is in order to recognize accomplishment but just not possible. These intriguing awards make a strong statement and a bullish good alternative – without requiring a street sweeper!

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Stock market ticker shaped bookends with plates

Stock market ticker shaped bookends with plates

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Animal Printed Coin Wrapper

In 20 years in the industry, this may be the best and least expensive fundraising idea ever! These are, simply put, quarter wrappers. Each can actually hold pennies, nickels or dimes as well. Each comes with 4 wraps; one for 50 cents in pennies, 2 dollars in nickels, 5 dollars in dimes, and 10 dollars in quarters.

They have a tear off, self adhesive strip that allows one to save coins for a cause. These coin rolls will be the easiest fundraiser you have ever done.

The meerkat version a preprinted stock full color design, which allows you to add your design. Great for animal concerns and zoos. (They are even made with post consumer recycled content)

Ask your members or supporters to fill the 4 tubes with quarters and bring in $40 per person.

The beach scene with sand and ocean characters is great way to earn money for Spring Break trips

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Promotional Imprint on one side - Meerkat Money- Meerkats - Animal printed coin wrapper

Promotional Imprint on one side - Meerkat Money- Meerkats - Animal printed coin wrapper

Sand and ocean with characters in sunglasses - Seasonal designed coin wrapper

Sand and ocean with characters in sunglasses - Seasonal designed coin wrapper

*ImprintItems.com also has many other stock designs including crayons for school fundraisers, coins to start young bank clients saving, and an American flag design to save money for political campaigns.

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The Floating Cap

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting flood waters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, “Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?”

Mrs. Boudreaux said, “Oh yes, that’s my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come hell or high water!”

We may not have husbands that would go to that extent to cut the grass but we do have custom floater pens and rulers. These pens and rulers have custom shaped floating images that make this a classic promotional handout. Some say they are retro, some say they are new.  These items have been around since the ’70s and everyone loves them. Put a miniature product, medical device, or fleet vehicle inside and it will move back and forth when the pen is tilted. There are many styles to choose from! We can use 2D and 3D sliding objects in some pen styles.

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Custom logo Liquid filled twist action ballpoint pen with black ink cartridge

Custom logo Liquid filled twist action ballpoint pen with black ink cartridge

Custom printed Liquid filled ruler with 2-D floater

Custom printed Liquid filled ruler with 2-D floater

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Horse Joke

One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse.

Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”

“He doesn’t look good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.

The man insisted, “I think he looks good and I’ll up the price to $1000!”

“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”

The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse! You cheated me!”

The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”

Why don’t you give your customers a horse they can use?  Try our personalized Horse Head Carabiner Key Chain. Click on the photo for more information.

Horse Head Carabiner Keychain

Horse Head Carabiner Keychain

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Biodegradable Travel Mug

It seems as though everything these days is being made so that it is biodegradable. To continue with that theme, we are now providing biodegradable travel mugs that can be custom imprinted with your company logo. These mugs are California Proposition 65 compliant and biodegrade in less than a year in a managed landfill. These reusable mugs offer the smallest carbon footprint even after they are discarded. These mugs are a great way to get your name and logo in front of prospective students or clients. Make sure that wherever they travel, you will be traveling with them with these customized, biodegradable travel mugs.

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Biodegradable 16 oz. travel mug with thumb slide lid

Biodegradable 16 oz. travel mug with thumb slide lid

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