Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.
The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare.”
The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it.”
Not to be outdone, the third man said, “Aw, just turn the bull loose and I’ll tear off a hunk as he goes by.”
We offer a Laser Engraved Steak Knife Set. The wood grain presentation case includes six oversized steak house design knives. FDA compliant stainless steel with triple riveted Manchurian ash handles. Click on the photo below for more information.
made of 100% (25% post consumer!) FDA-approved recycled containers, this new travel mug is hot! Rather, it will help keep your coffee or tea hot while you feel good about making a positive impact on the environment! Each sip is a little pep talk: Yay! go Green – go You! 🙂
Aladdin Mug - 100% Recycled
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The Casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed, so I went and found my stockings…and then came back and lost my shirt.
Looking to do your own “Casino Night” fund raiser? These Casino themed poker size playing cards make a great promotional and give away item. Your logo or text is foil stamped on top of our casino theme background. Click on the photo below for more information.
A brand new highlighter has hit the promo markets scene. This smiley face design is sure to cheer recipients up whether they use it for test or tax preparations. The mini design of this highlighter makes it easy to carry.
This is a fantastic item to be distributed with newspaper and magazine subscriptions. They are also great to use as a give-away at college fairs and career or job fairs. You can have them custom imprinted with your company’s or college’s name and logo. When prospects or clients think of your company, they will be reminded of this funny little guy.
An old Native American proverb teaches us:
“We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.”
So it only makes sense that we make our children do all of the work to save the planet, right?
Earth Day is right around the “CORN”er (4/22) and have we got an item for you!
Frosty the Snowman would have been jealous. Not only could he have had a corn cob pipe, but he could have had a corn plastic ice scraper for those frosty, icy mornings.
These customized Corn plastic ice scrapers are made from biodegradable materials. They are made from NatureAd (TM) 100% U.S. corn plastic. This item is essential for every automobile. Even though driving a car may not be the most environmentally friendly mode of transportation, everyone can start with baby steps by using this eco-friendly ice scraper. Your kids will have a great time scraping off the car early in the morning with these fun ice scrapers.
Always wanted your company logo in lights? Well here’s your chance!
These custom printed logo projection pens allow you to shoot a lighted logo or graphic on a wall, floor, or desk. There are many styles and colors available and comes with fresh batteries. The value of the batteries exceeds the total cost of the pen. This new product is really hot; probably the best trade show traffic gyrator of 2009.
These customized logo projection pens would be great for giveaways at career fairs or job fairs, small company gifts, or if you go to classrooms as a guest speaker.
Trying to go green? Well here are some things to think about:
Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong
“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea”
Earth day is soon approaching. But why wait until then to start going green? Spread wide the news of how important it is to use eco-friendly products by handing out these environment awareness pins. Perfect for schools/colleges/clubs to hand out during class or on campus.
The hottest new promotional item this year. We have combined a carabiner with a USB drive. These imprinted USB drive carabiners are fantastic for any promotional giveaways.
Great for College and University promotions, i.e. orientation, graduations, leave behind item when admissions dept. visits prospective recruits at senior year visits. An excellent promotion for giving out with new magazine subscriptions or credit card applications on campus (or anywhere for that fact).
These can also be given out at car dealerships as a promotional key chain product. Put your logo on there and your customers will never forget who gave them their first car.
These custom printed memory stick and carabiner combination are available in 512MB, 1GB, 2GB, 4GB, 8GB.
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A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: “Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: “You won’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up all the back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter: “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables.”
Looking to promote to gardeners, or are you a garden related business looking to give out customer appreciation gifts? Our Garden Tool and Bag Combo Kit can be customized with your logo or business name and comes with so many gardening goodies it will be loved by almost all. Click on the photo below to place an order or for more information.
Two in one garden tool combo, 8-tools, stool, in polyester bag with 8-outer pockets.
Many women fear their first mammogram, and even if they you had them before, there is the fear. But, there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises in the privacy of your home.
EXERCISE 1: Open your refrigerator door, and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Repeat in case the first time wasn’t effective.
EXERCISE 2: Visit your garage at 3 a.m. when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor sideways with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Switch sides, and repeat for the other breast.
EXERCISE 3: Freeze two metal bookends overnight.
Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room.
Have the stranger press the bookends against either side of one of your breasts and smash the bookends together as hard as he/she can.
Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year to do it again.
You are now properly prepared! Also, notice ladies:
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems start with men?
Helping to promote Breast Cancer awareness? Trying to encourage women (and even men) to get checked yearly? Our rhinestone breast cancer awareness pins are sure to get everyone’s attention. It’s not only promoting the cause, it’s fashionable.
