This hilarious multi-function tape dispenser is a must-have for every office desk! A great conversation starter, it’s perfect for anyone who meets clients in their office.
Imprint with your company logo and it makes a great employee recognition gift or holiday gift, or even gag gift for employees. Think of a clever tie-in or theme and send them out to your clients – they’ll put it straight on top of their desk and leave it there forever – which means your logo will always be in sight!
"Butt Station"
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Have you noticed that there is a colored pin out there for every type of cause? And every awareness pin color has multiple causes? Here is a list of all of the causes that just the purple awareness ribbon supports:
Domestic violence, religious tolerance, animal abuse, the victims of 9/11 (includes police and firefighters), pancreatic cancer, Chron’s Disease and colitis, cystic fibrosis, leimyosarcoma, macular degeneration, Sjogren’s Syndrome, fibromyalgia, lupus, sarcoidosis, the homeless, Mucolipidoses, thyroid cancer, ADD, ADHD, alzheimers, cancer survivor (this is a general color that anyone who has survived cancer can wear), Arnold Chiari Malformation, Mucopholysaccharidosis, Hurler Syndrome, children left unattended in cars, and childhood or pediatric stroke.
If any of these causes is one that you are supporting or would like to make others aware of, here is a great opportunity to buy some and hand out at health conferences or conventions. Also great to hand out at shelters (homeless, woman’s, pet, etc.) or just as a reminder of that day 7 1/2 years ago.
– Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
– 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
– 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
– Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
– Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
– Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
– 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
– Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
– 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
– Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
– Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
– 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
– 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
– 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
– 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
– 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
– 10 cards: 1 decacards
– 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
– 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
– 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
– 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
– 10 rations: 1 decoration
– 100 rations: 1 C-ration
– 2 monograms: 1 diagram
– 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
– 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
– 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
Looking to help Engineers make more… accurate conversions while advertising your logo? Our personalized metal rulers do just that. Some of our more common styles are shown below and other styles, lengths and marking options are available. Click on a product photo for more information.
18" Stainless Steel Metal Ruler with stock scales.
Stainless steel ruler with sliding pocket clip
12" x 1" x .020" - Stainless steel ruler with stock scales
On 3/5/09 the Minneapolis Star Tribune had an article about the possibility of having a vaccine to prevent the spread of the HIV virus. The University of Minnesota researchers tested female monkeys after using a food additive in the form of a gel on them. This additive prevented the spread of the HIV / AIDS virus. This could be BIG news for the world. This vaccine could possibly savings millions of lives.
Feel the need to spread the word? These AIDS awareness pins are a great way to spread awareness of HIV/AIDS. They’re small, affordable, and available in bulk. Perfect for fundraisers or just to hand out at hospitals, health care clinics, work, school, or on the street.
This is a medical tourniquet designed to be an ambulatory aid with patient comfort in mind. One-hand operation allows no pinching, catching or jamming. Easy release buckle . Latex free and autoclavable. Easy to use, these tourniquets can be custom printed with your hospital or health care company’s logo on it. These can be handed out at health conferences also. Great item for ambulance services, first responders, fire departments, police departments and other emergency workers and volunteers.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.” Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her?”
The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
Looking for a laundry related promotion? Our custom printed laundry bags are available in a large variety of sizes, materials and other options.
I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my granddaughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground. You don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied.
At this point, my granddaughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly, “All Grandmas know this stuff. It’s on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Grandma.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test, you have to be the Grandpa.”
“Exactly,” I replied.
Want to help grandmas (and moms and dads for that matter) keep children safe? Our customized choke tube tester helps parents make sure that objects that small children can put in their mouths are not small enough to choke them. If it fits in the tube it is too small for a child.
This wireless remote laser pointer is a must have for any one in the business field. Plug in the adapter to your USB and you are ready to go. It is compatible with Power Point, Word, Excel, or PDF files. Great for ‘on the go’ people in the business world or students who are always giving presentations. Give it as a gift with your company name and logo printed on it. Check out our line of computer accessories and our laser pointers.
USB Drives in Custom Shapes of your logo or design
Looking for a custom printed USB drive / memory stick, but cann’t find one in the shape you are looking for? We offer USB Drives in custom shapes of your logo or any other design. We can do any 2D shape you can think of. We can do the shape of your logo, an animal shape, or shape of your CEO’s head… These custom USB drives are made from durable silicone and are sure to leave a lasting impression.
Free mockup of your designs avaialble. See the example below.
Submitted logo shown in red box and the returned mock up for a custom shaped USB memory stick shown below.
