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Imprinted Sweatshirt Joke
At home on a Saturday day afternoon, a woman hears her husband yelling up from the laundry room. She found it odd that he was in the laundry room to begin with, so she yelled back, “What are you doing … Continue reading
Hockey Joke
A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh” … Continue reading
Chemistry Joke:
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium! If you like chemistry, check out our Beakers and Flasks. These can be printed with your College or … Continue reading
kitty diet
Maybe it was the post-Thanksgiving diet, but Snuggles was having a really hard time not thinking about food all the time… Imprintitems.com offers a great place to put a hungry cat or dog’s food. In a pet food dish made … Continue reading
Clean University / College Joke
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you … Continue reading
Knock Knock, It’s Time to Order Your Holiday Cards!
I am sure glad we do not have to go door-to-door selling holiday greeting cards. You probably would not welcome the unannounced sales call anyway. For your convenience, and admittedly for ours as well, you can order your Holiday Cards … Continue reading
Tony and Dan Go Deer Hunting
Tony and Dan went deer hunting, and Dan shot a deer. They started to take it back to their truck. They were pulling it by the hind feet, but that made the fur snag on the ground, making it hard … Continue reading
Measuring Tape
A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician … Continue reading
Green Feathers
Does anyone get this joke? Why did the frog cross the road? Because he was stapled to a chicken! I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically. Then the parents probably laughed at … Continue reading
Men!
Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny. What Men Really Mean: “I don’t care what color you paint the kitchen.” Really means…. “As long as it’s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, … Continue reading
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