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Cursing and Playing with Sticks
“Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft – today, it’s called golf.” Looking for a golf themed promotional product? Check out a golf page here.
Joke Book Joke
It was Mickey’s first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his meager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of … Continue reading
You Be the Judge!
It has been claimed that these are from real court room experiences — taken down and published by court reporters! ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. * * * ATTORNEY: … Continue reading
Afraid of the Dark?!?
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to … Continue reading
Qualified Mechanic
A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get. The boss says, “Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?” The mechanic nods, confused. “Can you … Continue reading
College Safety
A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the … Continue reading
Punctuation matters
Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for … Continue reading
Doctor Recommendation
During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our pastor put him in touch with a doctor in our church for an emergency prescription to get him through the week. The evangelist was so appreciative of the … Continue reading
Flashy Pilots
A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’ and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a … Continue reading
The “Speech”
A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son. Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son might already know. So he asked his son if he knew … Continue reading
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