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Clock joke
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early … Continue reading
New Colors of Aluminum Water Bottles!
Our popular printed aluminum water bottles now come in even more great colors! To compliment the Silver, Red, and Blue bottles we already had, we now have Green, and just arrived, White and Black! While you try to decide between … Continue reading
Cost of College
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the … Continue reading
Write it down
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to … Continue reading
50 Years From Now
Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. “I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘He was successful in business,’” declared the first man. “Fifty years from now,” said the … Continue reading
Florist Joke
Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. … Continue reading
I Got a Boo-Boo
An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, “Does this hurt or does that hurt?” After each probe, … Continue reading
What to Wear?
A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are a few: My reality check just bounced. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you … Continue reading
Roughing It
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. > “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” > … Continue reading
Personal Ionic Air Refresher Won’t Drive You Bananas
As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patients’ wrists. Once when I … Continue reading
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