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“Read the Label”
A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as, “Take with food” and “Take with water.” At the end of class, the professor passed out a … Continue reading
KSTP offers Free Radio Tower – From Craigslist
Found this on craigslist.org for free. Tommy T.D. Mischke was fired by KSTP and he was one of my favorite hosts. He and/or his fans are up to a good prank. Can you imagine the scrap collectors showing up at … Continue reading
Piggy Bank Joke
With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited, I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date, I turned and asked the woman … Continue reading
Bright Ideas
Light Bulb Jokes: [n.1] {Ly-t Bul-b Jo-k-s} Definition of: How many (name of group of people/persons) does it take to change a light bulb ? Answer: (A finite positive integer F) One to change the bulb, and the rest to … Continue reading
A Walk You Won’t Forget
Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large until the … Continue reading
Just Clowning Around
Before going on vacation, a man went to a tanning salon. He was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades he wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at himself in the mirror the … Continue reading
Is It Cold In Here Or Is It Just Me?
You Might Be a Redneck If… You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Styrofoam coolers are good at keeping your drinks cold, but if you have just one drink a whole cooler is going … Continue reading
Knock, Knock Tennis
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Tennis! Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. Tennis is a great sport that is fun to watch and fun to play. We do custom printed tennis balls, tennis ball canisters, and custom printed tennis ball keychains. … Continue reading
At the Movies
When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered “Sorry sir, but you are allowed only one seat.” The man moaned but didn’t budge. “Sir,” the usher said more loudly, … Continue reading
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