Category Archives: Laugh At It – Jokes and Funny Stuff
Be nice to police
Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop who has pulled you over: l. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 3. Aren’t you the guy … Continue reading
Florist Joke
Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. … Continue reading
I Got a Boo-Boo
An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, “Does this hurt or does that hurt?” After each probe, … Continue reading
Time Flys By
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. … Continue reading
This Little Piggy…
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday. “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill … Continue reading
What to Wear?
A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are a few: My reality check just bounced. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you … Continue reading
What Goes Around Comes Around
When a three-year-old boy opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His mother was not so pleased. She turned to the grandmother and said, “I’m … Continue reading
Roughing It
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. > “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” > … Continue reading
What’s the Temperature?
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly … Continue reading
Hut, Hut… HIKE!
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” she said. “What do you … Continue reading
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