Category Archives: Laugh At It – Jokes and Funny Stuff
Yummy In My Tummy
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His … Continue reading
Memorial Day 2008
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.” “Very good,” conceded the other, “but … Continue reading
Fresh “Ground” Coffee
Spouse #1: “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!” Spouse #2: “That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.” What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? -De-calf-inated! The best way to wake up is with a … Continue reading
Hang on Tight!
Bay Area Rock Climbing Quips and Quotes: Climbing is hard, but it is easier than growing up. No mistakes or big pancakes! Make that move or six foot groove! What goes up must come down — hopefully on rappel. Place … Continue reading
Drill Sergeant Oops
One day a novice drill instructor was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut … Continue reading
Don’t Screw Up
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went … Continue reading
Cool Your Jets
A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was “bad” and “an invalid.” The tech explained that the computer’s “bad” command and “invalid” responses shouldn’t be taken personally. Don’t … Continue reading
Soccer Rocks
Some quotes from soccer players— * “My parents have always been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.” DAVID BECKHAM * “I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.” … Continue reading
Presentation Tool or Funny Cat Toy?
Laser Pointers, especially those that are made to work with your computer to aid in big presentations, are a great promotional item! Printed or laser engraved with your logo, they are both a classy giveaway item and a great employee … Continue reading
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