Category Archives: Promotional Product Ideas
Cost of College
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the … Continue reading
An “Attractive” Offer
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary describes magnets as something that attracts. Now, we all know what a magnet attracts: metal, right? But I bet you didn’t know they attract people’s attention as well. Yes, it’s true; put a magnet on your car, … Continue reading
A Picture’s Worth A Thousand Words
Pictures might be worth a thousand words, but they can carry just as many memories. Get picture frames for your graduating class or for your company. Getting the whole family together for a summer BBQ or reunion? Why not take … Continue reading
‘Sizzling’ Ideas
Here’s a bumper sticker all you wives might enjoy giving to your husbands: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. Ah, the kitchen is a grand place with lots of adventures to be had and many “sweet” … Continue reading
Write it down
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to … Continue reading
Find a Happy Place
Have you ever had a stressful day? No, of course not, Right? Wrong, sometimes you just need some time to unwind. That’s what these back massagers do, unwind your knots and cramps and help you relax. Now think about how … Continue reading
Hold This for Me
CD holders are necessary for everybody. Some cars have spaces in them that are made to hold maybe five CD cases at max. Or maybe you just want all your CDs or DVDs in one organized, easy to find place. … Continue reading
Money in the Bank
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday. “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill … Continue reading
The Pen is Mighter than the Sword
I’m not knocking pens, they certainly work good and look nicer than pencils, but here’s a great urban legend about them (see this Wikipedia entry for what really happened): When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that … Continue reading
Stickin’ to It
Here are a few funny sayings from bumper stickers; maybe you’ll get a good idea for your own! I’m not driving fast-just flying low. If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer. Honk If Anything Falls Off He Who … Continue reading
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- Nurses Week
- St. Patrick’s Day Swag for Parade Handouts and Giveaways
- National Doctors Day Branded Swag
- Custom Mini Folding Lamps
- Custom Hair Trimmer
- Custom Ballpoint and Fountain Pens
- Relaxing Recognition Gifts
- Valentines Day Custom Branded Chocolate and Candies
- Branded Dubai Chocolates
- Mechanical Carpenter Pencils

