Towards the end of a long work day, I made a humorous blunder while on the phone with a client, finalizing her order for water bottles.
First I asked her, “What bottle color would you like?”
Then I asked her, “Which imprint items color would you like?” (meaning what imprint color!)
Guess that’s what happens when you say Imprint Items together all day long!
At least we all got a good chuckle out of it.
If only she had been ordering our Value Line 3M Post it Notes…since they come standard with a 4 color process imprint, there is no need to ask which imprint color. You can get as many colors as you like!
New! Water bottles with freezer sticks – to keep your drinks colder for a longer amount of time without watering down your beverages like ice cubes can do.
In stock now! Great prices, order in bulk! These lapel pins make great giveaways for parades, or hand them out before the fireworks show. Order enough for everyone in your company to wear one to work on the 4th of July and show your patriotism proudly.
Popular with VFW clubs, American legions, great for parade handouts!
On the 4th, as a kid, we would spend most of the day at the big park 2 towns over watching the fire department set up the fireworks, having a picnic lunch, and fishing off the dock. There were mini donut and popcorn vendors set up, and for the last few hours before dark and the start of the fireworks show, the community band (my dad was the tuba player!) would play patriotic songs and oldies. I remember the band members all wearing flag pins on their lapels along with their skimmer hats decorated with a red,white, and blue ribbon as the hatband.
The fireworks viewing fans are great for hot days. Keep potential clients cool with this fan that doubles to enhance fireworks viewing. Great for restaurants, ice cream parlors, and bars. Invite people to stop in after the 4th of July show, tell them you have air conditioning.
We also offer 3D fireworks cardstock eyeglasses, that can be printed with your logo. Please contact us for more information on them.
Samballoons are Brazilian Samba balls manufactured to fit in your pocket. Like compact maracas that make a fantastic sound. Blow into the mouthpiece to inflate the balloon. Hold the handle and shake the balloon for instant maracas. There is an easy press button on the mouthpiece that deflates the balloon allowing you to then place them in your pocket/purse/bag.
Perfect for celebrating any event, but especially great for major sporting events where bringing a sponsor on board, requires finding a new and novel stadium promotional item.
Fill the arena with these samballoons and you will not only get the fans fired up, but you will get great visibility for the sponsors logo. Its not a long shot that a shot will show up in the local newspaper or tv news.
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Samballoons
Warning: Choking Hazard! Children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Not intended for children under 12.
Here are different ways departments grade their finals.
Dept of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve
Dept of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Dept of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
Dept of Religion:
Grade is determined by God
Dept of Philosophy:
What is a grade?
Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Dept of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
Dept of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines the grade.
Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat respectively).
Dept of Physical Education:
Everybody gets an A.
Here we have special two color red and blue pencils used for grading those finals and other applications where two color writing is needed. These custom printed marking pencils have a half red, half blue round barrel with gem foil finish. It has a standard soft colored crayon core, unsharpened, which add impact to any advertising message. These special cores give you smooth writing. Colorful crayon core is ideal for marking cartons, writing on wood, writing on fax transmissions, and grading papers. The colored core is nontoxic and offers great versatility. PMA certified conforms to ASTM standard D4236. (also available in a mechanical pencil style)
We now have BPA Free Nalgene N-Gen Water Bottles (Next Generation) available and in stock. The are made of Tritan copolyester which offers the great durability and strength you have come to expect from Nalgene without the concerns of BPA. Visit our water bottle page for other personalized Nalgene bottle options.
Nalgene N-Gen 24 oz Water Bottle - Tritan BPA Free
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or
visit our Water Bottles page for other options
As part of our custom printed bandanas we are offering a Classic Paisley Patterned 22 Inch Bandana that can personalized with an imprint along the edge. These bandannas are made of 100 percent cotton fabric and are available as both Made in the USA and imported items. Over 35 different colors available.
Paisley Bandana Personalization Options
White Bandana with Paisley Pattern
In addition to the 32 single color options (solid color bandana with a 1 color paisley pattern) we have 3 options available with a 2 color paisley design at no additional charge.
Just in time for the summer camp season, we have a new method of keeping track of swimmers, who has paid, and organize your buddy boards. These name tags can include your camp logo/motto, the picture of the group/tent/cabin they are supposed to be in, etc.; and best of all, they’re WATERPROOF! Great for Scout Camps, YMCA, park and recreation departments, and water parks.
Custom printed Waterproof 1 3/4″ square laminated ID badge / swim tag with safety pin backing. Modern technology lets us create a waterproof badge, with hundreds of uses, that is impervious to weather and the elements. Perfect for visitor passes, restricted area access identification, pools and beaches.
Our company loves going green, and so should you. We are doing our part to help out and are trying to help you do yours. We offer a lot of biodegradable products including these Linka renewable sustainable ballpoint pens. These pens have a twist actions and are made from corn plastic. These pens are better for the environment because corn products are a biodegradable and renewable natural resource, as compared to their petroleum counterparts. With Earth Day just around the corner, April 22, do your part and save the Earth just a little bit at a time.
This is a great promotional product for co-ops, feed mills, or any business that would like to limit the carbon footprint they leave. (Please specify color when ordering)
