Florist Joke

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.

He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her. So, the rival florist hired Hugh Mac Taggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t close shop. Terrified, the friars did so.

The Moral of the Story: Wait for it…. (after a break from our Post-it Note image, the proud sponsor if this joke…)

Custom printed Post-it Notes and Sticky Notes

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars !!

Looking for some way other than Hugh to help your florist bussines? Try Custom Printed Post-it® Notes. You can stick a note with upcoming specials on all of your deliveries and pickups, or stick them to fliers you are already sending out to your customers. They also work great to give out as gifts as well.

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Ovarian Cancer Awareness

According to the CDC, Ovarian Cancer is the fifth leading cause of cancer-related death. It is estimated that 21,650 women will be diagnosed with and 15,520 women will die of ovarian cancer in 2008.
Source: National Cancer Institute.

The fight against any type of cancer is a tough one. Those fighting that fight need to know that we support them and want them to beat their cancer. A good way to do this and at the same time spread the awareness of Ovarian Cancer is by wearing a teal awareness pin. Teal represents Ovarian Cancer awareness and these nice, high quality ribbon pins are a great way to show your support for a loved one struggling with it or support the general cause. Like breast cancer awareness programs and products, one main purpose of ovarian cancer awareness products (like these teal pins) is to encourage women to be screened for these cancers–to remind them that simple tests can help detect these cancers early; early detection is one of the best ways to beat cancer.

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I Got a Boo-Boo

An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, “Does this hurt or does that hurt?”
After each probe, he replied, “No.” When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a better spot from which to finish the examination when after one of her probing questions, he exclaimed very loudly, “That hurts!”
When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real pain on his face and said, “You’re kneeling on my fingers!”

Accidents happen anywhere, everywhere, and at any time and no matter where you are it’s best to have a first aid kit on hand just in case. This makes first aid travel kits the perfect promotional giveaway for hospitals, clinics, and other healthcare facilities. Get your logo printed on them so they know where to go when they have a medical need. Be there for them when they need you with these first aid kits that include: bandaids, sterile alcohol pads, antiseptic towelettes; some even have sunscreen and antibiotic ointment.

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Time Flys By

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.
“That is the talking clock,” the man replied.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked.
“Watch,” the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall “KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It’s two in the morning!”

These clocks won’t yell at you; they’re smaller, and they probably look better too. They make great corporate gifts or giveaway items. They can be printed with your custom logo. Many of our clocks boast additional features (e.g. calendars, timers, thermometers, and more).

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Can You?

Summer is a time where cold drinks are much appreciated, but the hot sun and high temps warm our drinks up. The solution for that is can coolies! These can coolers are a universal promotional item. They can have anything written on them and can take pretty much any shape. They can be fish-shaped, or just a round foam drink insulator. We even have ones that you can design yourself completely! Get them imprinted with your company name and then give them out at company outings, parades, or sell them as merchandise in your store. The possibilities are endless.


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This Little Piggy…

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.

“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’

Piggy banks are a great way to help make saving fun for kids. Savings banks make a great promotional item for banks and other financial institutions. Give a piggy bank printed with your bank’s logo to each child who opens a savings account; it’s fun for them and brings your company information into many households with one easy gift.

realistic pig piggy bank with friend

translucent piggy bank

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What to Wear?

A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are a few:

  • My reality check just bounced.
  • Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
  • Keep staring….I may do a trick.
  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

T-shirts are something people actually look at. That fact makes it a great promotional item for your business, school, sports team, or organization. T-shirts come in many styles, sizes, and colors. There are short sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, button-up t-shirts, and v-necks. Many colors are available but if you have trouble deciding on one we also have tie dye. We can print the design of your choice on the shirts. So many choices, have fun choosing! In men’s, women’s, and youth sizes.


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Prostate Cancer Affects Many Men

“Prostate cancer is the most common cancer, other than skin cancers, in American men. The American Cancer Society estimates that during 2008 about 186,320 new cases of prostate cancer will be diagnosed in the United States. About 1 man in 6 will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime.”
Source: http://www.cancer.org

The color for Prostate Cancer awareness is light blue. Awareness pins are used to spread the word about certain issues and are also called support pins because by wearing a pin with a certain color like light blue you are showing your support of those struggling with that issue, in this case prostate cancer. Showing support for men fighting against Prostate cancer is important because it gives them hope and encouragement that yes, they can beat their cancer. Pins priced very low when you buy in bulk. This pricing enables many non-profit groups to either distribute these awareness pins freely without breaking their budget, or to make a great margin for a good cause by using them as part of a fundraising effort.

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Diabetes Affects a Huge Amount of People

According to the the National Diabetes Information Clearinghouse 20.8 million people, which is about 7 percent of the population, had diabetes in 2005. The NDIC says that Diabetes is “a group of diseases marked by high levels of blood glucose resulting from defects in insulin production, insulin action, or both. Diabetes can lead to serious complications and premature death, but people with diabetes can take steps to control the disease and lower the risk of complications.” Source: http://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/pubs/general.htm

It is clear the Diabetes affects many people. But luckily it can be controlled more or less. Even still, those with diabetes need encouragement and those who might have it need to have the awareness of it spread to them so they can deal with it. Gray awareness pins are used to represent Diabetes Awareness. These awareness lapel ribbon pins are high quality and look nice. They are a great help in spreading the awareness of Diabetes and its affects. Buy in bulk for the best per piece price.

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Stickin’ to You

Magnets are fun promotional productions that at the same time are useful. Picture frame magnets have a punch-out magnet in the middle that has your custom logo on it plus the frame has your logo on it too. Calendar magnets have your logo on them in the corner so every time someone looks at the date, they see your logo there too. Business card magnets are kinda self-explanatory aren’t they? Well, they are a business card that is a magnet, imagine that! Or we have vehicle magnets, they are vehicle-shaped and have your logo on them. We also offer magnet clips and a large assortment of die-cut magnets. Find the one that’s right for you and check ’em out! Can’t find the shape you desire? Check out our custom magnets information or contact us for some brainstorming; we love helping you find the perfect product for your specific marketing goal and target audience!

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