Money in the Bank

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’

People sometimes just see piggy banks as cute collectibles, and they can be, but they also can be used to hold money! What a concept, huh?!  Piggy banks, bear banks, or any other type of bank is a great way to help budget or get a kid started on their savings.  Giving banks as a promotional or gift is such a good idea, especially for banks and other financial companies because when the time comes to use or save that money guess what “piggy” will say.  He have your name and logo printed on him and point them toward you.  Or they can stick him on a shelf and say, “Aww, how cute!”  But even still the bank will be there giving them the idea to use you.  Pretty slick, right?  Yeah, check out our banks.

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The Pen is Mighter than the Sword

I’m not knocking pens, they certainly work good and look nicer than pencils, but here’s a great urban legend about them (see this Wikipedia entry for what really happened):

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $11 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
~The Russians use a pencil.

Space pen engraved with your logo

We do offer custom printed and engraved Fisher Space Pens. Please contact us for more information and pricing.

Pens, pencils… they all write just as well on earth. But, pens look nicer, last longer, and are bolder. People use pens every day. And I also know that everyone loves free stuff, so why not pens? They’re cheap and yet can carry your company’s name lots of places.

Get stick pens to give away at parades, use at the front desk, or just hand them out randomly; it’s your choice. But if you’re looking for a nice, high quality pen, or fancy boxed pen and pencil set to give as a corporate gift or an office gift make sure to get your custom logo printed on it so they’ll never forget. Or if you want to give someone some fun get Bendeez Pens. They’re bendy and crazy colored and so fun to play with…or work with.

We have them all: custom printed with your company logo, pens make great promotionals; in fact, I’ve got a bunch of custom printed pens that I use every day!

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Stickin’ to It

Here are a few funny sayings from bumper stickers; maybe you’ll get a good idea for your own!

  • I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
  • If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit
  • Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
  • How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
  • Seen on an old, beat-up car: “This is not an abandoned vehicle.”
  • Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

Bumper stickers catch your eye whether you are driving or riding, and if you’re like me you look at bumper stickers all the time. They can be great promotional items for pretty much anything. Whether you’re an autobody shop or a coffee shop trying to get noticed, people will look at your bumper sticker. The best ones are memorable and have jokes or are so stupid you have a hard time forgetting them. Get your own bumper sticker with your custom logo to pass out. Check out our selection of bumper stickers.


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Here Piggy, Piggy… Kid safe piggy Bank?

Child safe vinyl piggy banks

We have recently updated our piggy bank / coin banks page with many new items.

Many of these new piggy banks are made from a vinyl material that is child safe. It is the same vinyl material that is used in many children’s dolls. Unlike tradition ceramic piggy banks (we offer those too) the vinyl piggy banks will not break, splinter or shatter. Most of the vinyl coin banks are offered in flesh, white, mint green and pottery colors.

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Small Game Hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies,” he responded.
“Oh! Killed any?” she asked.
“Yep. 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

We have complete fly hunting kits! Just a fly swatter is needed. Fly swatters are useful especially in the summer when all sorts of bugs are the biggest bothers. They also make great promotional items for music companies, mortgage and housing companies, or anything else really. We have many different shapes like cards, guitars, hands, feet, the list goes on. We also can get your custom logo on the fly swatters.  Ask us about or Recycled Flyswatters too!

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On the Road Again…

In the summer people do a lot of traveling and travel kits always come in handy in a pinch. Whether you run a hotel and someone needs a grooming kit or you use them as complimentary gifts to guests; you want any travel kit to look nice and have your logo and name on them so the customer will remember you. We also have first aid travel kits for in the car, on the boat, or in the purse. First aid kits are great promotional items for hospitals and other healthcare facilities. Another useful travel kit is a sewing kit, you never know when you’ll need one of those.


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The Splendor of the Flag

The Fourth of July is approaching quickly and stick flags are the big thing. They are small enough to hold in your hand and yet you get the honor of showing your American pride by waving the flag you’re so proud of. These flags are great for Fourth of July parades and celebrations.

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50 Years From Now

Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

“I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘He was successful in business,'” declared the first man.

“Fifty years from now,” said the second, “I want them to say, ‘He was a loyal family man.'” Turning to the third gent, he asked, “So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?”

“Me?” the third one replied. “I want them to say, ‘He certainly looks good for his age.'”

Arthritis Helper Bottle Opener

Have some of your customers not aged as well as they hoped? You can help them out while promoting your business with our arthritic aids and helpers.

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Candy Commercial

Looking to promote your brand or company with a candy bar? We offer custom printed overwrapped candy bars that can be imprinted with your logo.

Custom Printed candy bars

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Be nice to police

Top 12 Things Not To Say
To A Cop who has pulled you over:

l.   I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2.  Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3.  Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4.  Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me.  Good job!
5.  Are you Andy or Barney?
6.  I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7.  You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?
8.  I pay your salary!
9.  Gee, Officer! That’s terrific.  The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there are no other cars around.  That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son…Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?’ You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?

Police badge and Sheriff badge stickers

Looking to promote police instead of provoke them? We offer shiny gold foil paper police officer badge shape lapel stickers on rolls. You can have the name of your local police or sherifs office custom printed on these stickers. They are an excellent give away for parades, town and city festivels.

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