Fresh “Ground” Coffee

Posted on April 21, 2008 by staff

Spouse #1: “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!”
Spouse #2: “That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.”

What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
-De-calf-inated!

The best way to wake up is with a fresh cup of coffee in your favorite coffee mug. Or if you have to be out of the house while you’re waking up take it with you in a travel mug! These nice looking coffee and travel mugs make great gifts and promotional items. Imprint the mugs with your company’s logo, and get great bang for your marketing buck! Many many people go straight for their coffee in the morning, picture your potential clients sipping their joe from a great looking mug with your logo on it, or driving to work holding a travel tumbler with your company’s name and logo. Your logo – at arm’s reach – all day long, what could be better?

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Domestic Violence Awareness

Posted on April 21, 2008 by staff

Domestic violence is a type of abuse. It involves injuring someone, usually a spouse or partner, but it can also be a parent, child or other family member. Domestic violence is a serious problem. It is the most common cause of injury to women ages 15 to 44. It’s hard to know exactly how common domestic violence is, because if often goes unreported. There is no typical victim and it happens among people of all ages. It can affect those of all levels of income and education.

Ribbon Lapel Pins are a great way to spread the news about the issues that domestic violence causes. They can also be used to just show your support for those dealing with domestic violence. The awareness colors of domestic violence are purple and teal. These support ribbons are used to promote the awareness of domestic violence. They are high quality and a very useful tool in spreading the awareness of Domestic Violence. Purchase in bulk for the best price per piece; our low prices at high quantities make these a great giveaway or fundraiser item. Perfect for women’s shelters, support groups, and memorials for victims of domestic violence.

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Teen Cancer Awareness

Posted on April 21, 2008 by staff

The awareness colors for teen (and childhood) cancer awareness are navy blue and white. Children can get cancer in the same parts of the body as adults, but there are differences. Childhood cancers can occur suddenly, without early symptoms, and have a high rate of cure.

Show your support and spread the word about teen cancer with the help of these high quality awareness ribbon lapel pins. They are navy blue and white, the colors of teen cancer awareness. These pins are very nice and are a great way to spread the awareness of teen cancer. Buy in bulk for the best price per piece!

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Hang on Tight!

Posted on April 21, 2008 by staff

Bay Area Rock Climbing Quips and Quotes:

  • Climbing is hard, but it is easier than growing up.
  • No mistakes or big pancakes!
  • Make that move or six foot groove!
  • What goes up must come down — hopefully on rappel.
  • Place well thy protection lest the earth rise up and swallow thee.
  • Remember, if you die we split your gear.

These carabiners aren’t quite up to climbing specs (do NOT use for climbing!) but they do make nice key rings and holders. Trust me, don’t climb with these. However, these carabiners are great for keychains. They are available in many shapes, sizes and colors. Imprinted or engraved with your custom logo, they make really great promotional items for campgrounds, climbing companies, sporting goods shops, or just about any business.

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Drill Sergeant Oops

Posted on April 21, 2008 by staff

One day a novice drill instructor was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!”
Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked, “What is the first rule?” Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, “Shut up, Drill Sergeant!”

Veterans’ Day is November 11, 2008. Make sure you honor the veterans by showing support for them and their country. As a national holiday this would be a great time to have many US flags around. For instance, these flag pins are nice, or show your support by waving around our new stick flags.

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Scrub-A-Dub-Dub

Posted on April 12, 2008 by staff

~ A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.
It turns out he had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

Take it from this guy, don’t soak your keyboard in your bathtub in order to clean it. Instead use this nifty little keyboard vacuum. That’s right, this small sized vacuum plugs into a USB port on your laptop or desktop computer and sucks all the dust and dirt out of the crevices in your keyboard. It has a removable brush-tip nozzle and an additional attachment. They come in silver or black and can be printed with your company’s logo. Makes a great company prize or gift and a fantastic giveaway!

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Down Syndrome Awareness

Posted on April 9, 2008 by staff

Navy blue and Yellow are the colors for Down Syndrome Awareness. Approximately 350,000 people, in the United States alone, are affected by Down’s syndrome. Help raise awareness for Down Syndrome with this nice navy and yellow ribbon lapel pins. These pins are high quality and a great way to show your support for those affected by Down Syndrome.

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Arthritis Awareness

Posted on April 9, 2008 by staff

The term arthritis refers to about 120 different diseases that can affect the joints, muscles and other soft tissues. The three most common forms are osteoarthritis, fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis. Forty-six million Americans report that a doctor told them they have arthritis or other rheumatic conditions. Arthritis is the most common cause of disability in the United States, limiting the activities of nearly 19 million adults. The colors for arthritis awareness are purple and navy blue.

These nice looking and durable awareness pins are a great way to spread the word about arthritis. These colors can also be used to support other causes.

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For more information on Arthritis visit: http://www.cdc.gov/arthritis/index.htm

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Hockey Fans — This One’s for You

Posted on April 9, 2008 by kati

Interesting Hockey Puck Facts

~ According to Bill Roberton, VP of Marketing for the Minnesota Wild, the team uses about 40 pucks for each home game.
~ Interestingly the hockey pucks are stored in a freezer and rotated through the game. The cold pucks bounce better than warm hockey pucks.

If you love hockey or support a hockey team check out these great hockey-related promotional marketing products and gifts. Get team hockey pucks or place a sponsor’s logo on them. Knee hockey is all the rage, so use plastic or wooden mini hockey sticks printed with the logo of your choice.

Or order hockey puck card holders as a great trade show giveaway for hockey-loving businessman and potential clietns. These card holders make great company giveaways or gifts. All these great hockey items can be printed with the logo of your choice.


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Don’t Screw Up

Posted on April 8, 2008 by staff

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.”
The clerk said, “All right. How long do you need them?” The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.”
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

If you’re building a house make sure you have the right type of screw! Check with this screw gauge. This is a great sales, promotional, or even gift idea! Imprint it with your custom company logo. Good product for hardware stores, construction companies, plumbers, machine shops, manufacturing companies, and HVAC companies.

Screw Gauge

OR: Help your customers measure their 2x4s with tape measures printed with your custom logo!

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