Staple-Less Stapler

Just a quick question: if it doesn’t use staples, is it still a stapler???

Well, either way this thing certainly gets the job done. Don’t bother messing with putting staples in your stapler. And forget all those painful times that made you feel really stupid for missing the paper. This “staple-less stapler” is designed to cut through papers creating a loop-and-tuck closure that binds the pages together. In fact, the stapler is environmentally friendly and safe for children; plus you can toss the paper in the recycling bin or run documents through the shredder without having to remove the metal staples first! These are customizable with your company’s logo, and though there are no staples, they look really “sharp.”

The Staple-Less Stapler

Click here to see the Staple-less stapler and other staplers

 

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Throw out your Spoons!!!

Now you have no need for a spoon, for a stirrer, or those occasional times when neither is within reach and you use a pencil to stir up your coffee, tea, or cocoa–get rid of them all, and make way for the SWEET NEW SELF STIRRING TRAVEL MUG!!!

Available in several styles and great colors!

self stirring travel mug self stirring travel mug

 

 

see more of our stir mugs!

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NEW! Best Travel Lint Remover!

Here is a great new product from 3M and Scotch! A lint remover that fits easily in pocket, purse, car…anywhere!
Photographers, wedding planners, vets, animal hospitals, businesses–anyone who needs lint, fuzzies, or pet hair removed from their clothes!

Fits easily in pocket or purse, had a fold over cover to insure lint sheets don’t stick where they don’t belong.

lint remover pocket pack

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Photography Contest: Dogs & Blogs

We have a blog at www.imprintitems.com/blog

The blog is called Chilly Dog, Cozy Blog. This was a cute title we came up with in a brainstorming session one afternoon. The blog name really has little to do with our business, which is printing logos or imprinted messages on anything from walnuts and fishing lures to pens and coffee mugs.

www.ImprintItems.com

Anyhow, we continue to have fun with our Blog. But now we would like a couple of photographs to jazz it up.

We are offering an ongoing contest for amateur and professional photographers.

Photo 1, should be of a cold dog, possibly wearing a scarf, hat, mittens, jacket. Snow is a an added bonus. To add icing to the cake it would be cool if the hound was wearing a jacket, hat etc. with an imprinted logo or embroidered message. Of course if you can tie in a printed coffee mug or something that would be awesome.

Photo 2, should be of someone cozy working on a computer. Possibly, a fire in the background. Maybe the person will be wearing a nice sweatshirt with a logo, or a pair of flannel pjs.

All photos should be tasteful, no cigarettes, nudity, or anything controversial.

Note, this is an ongoing contest. We may accept all entries, and change the blog photos from time to time. We may also reject most entries.

By submitting a photo, you acknowledge that it is your own original work and that you are allowing us to post it on our blog.

What’s in if for you? You get your photo on the world wide web! OK, you may not become famous or get discovered. Then again, maybe you will.

We are offering the following prizes, your choice of remaining items. Again, someone whose photo was posted before you may have selected an item, and it could no longer be available. We realize these prizes are not huge, but keep in mind, we may choose to award you a prize one day and post your photo, only to replace it with another photo the following day and award a prize to that contributer.

Prize list for photography contest:

A package of 20 microwave popcorn packs. These will be printed with a past client of
ours imprint. They will be fresh and tasty. www.imprintitems.com/popcorn/microwavepopcorn/printedpopcornbags

Imprinted Microwave popcorn, photo contest prize chilly dog cozy blog

100 United States Flag Lapel pins
www.imprintitems.com/lapelpins/patriotic/usflag

US Flag pins, American Flag Pins In stock for immediate shipment

Champion Brand Pullover Hoodie Your Choice of Sizes, and color
We do offer embroidery and silkscreening, The prize if for a blank hoodie.
www.imprintitems.com/clothing/pulloverhoodies/champions1781

Imprinted or Screen Printed Hooded Sweatshirts Champion

1 GB Memory Drive or Flash Drive, Random Drive from our inventory
www.imprintitems.com/computeraccessories/memorysticks

Imprinted Flash Drive, Memory stick with your imprintCustom imprinted Flash Drive, we imprint USB drives

Note, a prize will be awarded for each photo chosen and posted on our blog.

Click here for the email address you can submit your entries to

Be sure to indicate photo entry in email subject line, and your first and second choice for prizes.

 

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Tea anyone?

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!!’

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??’

travel mug with tea diffuser

In case you are looking for something a little better than toilet water we do offer an excellent Travel mug / tea diffuser that can be screen printed with your logo. It works with both loose tea and tea bags and has a press fit lid.

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Party With Your Garden

These cool little packets of confetti seed are available in basil, chives and parsley. Just sprinkle these pieces of paper containing the herb seeds over your garden then follow the instructions on the back of the custom imprinted label. Great for use in patio gardens or planters. Imprint your custom logo on the label.

Seed Confetti Packets
Click here to see our confetti seed

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NOT a Cup Holder!

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
Tech:
“Yes, it is. How may I help you?
Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?”
Tech:
“I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.”
Tech: “Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it’s because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a tradeshow?” Caller: “It came with my computer. I don’t know anything about a promotional. It just has ‘4X’ on it.” At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn’t stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Don’t let your broken “cup holder” ruin your day. Instead, put your information securely on these custom imprinted USB flash drives. They are available with as much as 8 GBs of space!

Colorful Capped Flash Drive

Flash Drive with Full Color Imprint

Click here to see our USB flash drives

~yikes it’s from frikes!

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NEW! Self-Stirring Mug

This mug is cool! Forget stirring your hot beverages anymore, let the mug stir itself. Stop making messes by sloshing when you stir, the self-stirring mug has an anti-splash recessed lid that can stay on while stirring. This mug works with simple push button stirring and has a comfortable ergonomic handle. Even better: you can get the mug imprinted with your custom logo! These are great for gifts or promotions.

Self-Stirring Mug

 

Click here to see our self-stirring mugs and more…

~yikes it’s from frikes!

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The Key to St. Patrick’s Day

What do you do for St. Patrick’s Day?

Well…we all know there is a lot of green stuff and that clovers are the big hit. So hand out these key tags custom imprinted with your logo. They’re green AND clovers so they fit perfectly.

4 Leaf Clover Key Tag

Click Here to see our selection of keyrings and tags

~yikes it’s from frikes!

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Talking Cow Joke…

A pilot has engine trouble and makes an emergency landing in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the situation, he hears a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.”

Looking around, he sees only a cow. Panicked, he runs across the field to the farmer’s house and pounds on the door. When the farmer appears at the door, the out-of-breath pilot stammers that a cow has just spoken–and even tried to explain what was wrong with the airplane.

The farmer drawled, “Was it a brown cow?”
“Yes.”
“Did it have a white patch on its forehead?”
“Yes, yes, that’s the one!”
“OK, well that’s Bessie. Don’t pay no attention to her. She doesn’t know nothin’ about aeroplanes.”

*At ImprintItems, we DO know a thing or two about airplanes–Balsa Airplanes, that is!

balsa airplane . double decker balsawood airplane . balsawood glider with propeller

These gliders are made of light balsawood, assembly is fun, and they fly great! A hit with kids and those who are kids at heart.

We offer several styles from the classic to a balsa with a propeller! Printed with your logo, they made a great promotional giveaway!

See all our Balsa Planes!

See our Board Stock Airplanes!

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