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Cooking with Jr.
Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr., “No, no.” Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean … Continue reading
Imprint Color?
Towards the end of a long work day, I made a humorous blunder while on the phone with a client, finalizing her order for water bottles. First I asked her, “What bottle color would you like?” Then I asked her, … Continue reading
The Ways to Grade the Final Exams
Here are different ways departments grade their finals. Dept of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The … Continue reading
I Want to Buy a Golf Ball
A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blond golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through … Continue reading
The Differences Between a Good Recycler and a Not-So-Good Recycler
GOOD RECYCLER: You fill up the recycle bin every week with cans, bottles, and jars. NOT SO GOOD: You give the recycle bin to the kids to use as a toboggan. GOOD RECYCLER: You take your used motor oil to … Continue reading
Elderly Bathtub Joke
Three sisters, ages 92,94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells. The 94 -year-old is sitting at the kitchen … Continue reading
The Floating Cap
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting flood waters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for … Continue reading
Horse Joke
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.” “He doesn’t look … Continue reading
Texas Steakhouse
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare.” The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. … Continue reading
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