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Casino Pun
The Casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed, so I went and found my stockings…and then came back and lost my shirt. Looking to do your own “Casino Night” fund raiser? These Casino themed poker size playing … Continue reading
Native America Proverb
An old Native American proverb teaches us: “We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.” So it only makes sense that we make our children do all of the work to save the … Continue reading
Planting Time
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, … Continue reading
Preparing for the Yearly Mammogram Joke
Many women fear their first mammogram, and even if they you had them before, there is the fear. But, there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing … Continue reading
Entertaining Engineering Conversions
– Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi – 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton – 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope – Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond … Continue reading
Laundry Comments
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash … Continue reading
Grandma Test
I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my … Continue reading
Baby Feeding
“Grandma, when you and Grandpa had your first baby, did Grandpa ever handle the middle-of-the-night feeding?” “No. I always did that.” “That must have been before you had women’s liberation.” “No, it was before we had baby bottles.” We offer … Continue reading
Boat Trouble
A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn’t have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use … Continue reading
Take me out to the ball game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. … Continue reading
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